Every once in awhile I’ll try this meme thing; I try to stay away from political stuff and stick to personal humor. Like this one here.. I hate using public restrooms but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta, right?!

Well, I’m out today.. just leaving the Fred Meyer but nature calls. I climb the stairs and it’s a mess in there and wouldn’t you know it .. no toilet paper. Well that feeling goes away and I go about my business, forgetting I had a whole pizza a day ago.

Yes friends, that feeling came again, so I headed home. I’m giggling inside hoping not to explode, not that I would crap myself but that I would pass out for being constipated or that it would come up the other way… Yes that happens. Have you heard Screaming J Hawkins song called “Constipation Blues”? It’s funny ass hell, check it out. Anyways I make it home. Whew. Of course I’m thinking of all the funny stuff that goes with sitting on the toilet. I hope you are too 😂.

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