When I arrived at Heavens Gate Saint Peter met me there…

Saint Peter: Hello my son, now that you are here… Was the trip worth the pain and sufferings?

Me: Not knowing my origin was quite difficult but the Spirit never left me, even on my darkest days but to answer your question yes, most definitely. Being greeted here by you is icing on the cake.

Saint Peter: Would you return, would you change anything about your experience?

Me: I’d go back… As a ‘white guy’s

Saint Peter looked into me with a glass shattering stare… “Michael, I am disappointed..  we all had such high hopes for you. Well why?

I stared right back and smacked the podium… “So I can help a nigga out”

Saint Peter chuckled and stated… “That is why we sent Jesus.”

He laughed when I replied

“Wrong white guy”

He gave me a hug and instructed me to go to the bar around the corner.

Saint Peter: The bar by the purple bush… Jesus and the gang have been drinking and talking about you all day. There was a healthy bet on the F.I.S.T. (Fuck it all show tour).⁹

Me: I’ll save that for a t-shirt next time.

Saint Peter: Nice to have you back Saint Michael.